If this isn’t bizarre news, then I just don’t know what is. Rats in India seem to be taking the ‘HIGH’way. Earlier it was weed and now, it’s alcohol. Indian rats are allegedly getting the party started 😛
After Nagpur Rail Cops said that rats were behind 25 kg missing Marijuana, Bihar Police tried taking the same route. This time they blamed the rats for consuming 9 lakh litres of seized alcohol stored in police station ‘malkhanas’.
Bihar was declared a dry state a while ago, so the state Police seizes alcohol from citizens who defy the prohibition laws. Now, when more than nine lakh litres of booze went missing, Bihar Police claimed that rats are behind it. Again, WHAT?!
Then, when Patna SSP, Manu Maharaj, was asked to comment on the same, he just said he had really no idea of any such claim.
Have no info of any such thing happening, will investigate: Patna SSP Manu Maharaj on reports of rats consuming liquor worth crores of Rs pic.twitter.com/ClbbR26QA9
— ANI (@ANI_news) May 5, 2017
But hold on, SSP found two police officers, Nirmal Singh and Shamsher Khan, who were heavily drunk during a surprise check after the news went viral.
Things got more interesting when Tweeple started to troll not only the news but also Bihar Police for such claims.
1. Truly incredible!
Wow! Now rats have started drinking? Country is surely progressing. Ache din for rats at least. Incredible India. Hats off to Bihar Police 😂 https://t.co/51GKMjhlFe
— Anshul Saxena (@AskAnshul) May 4, 2017
2. Happy Naagin dance.
Bihar Police says rats finished off more than 9 lakh litres of alcohol. Please don't be surprised if you see rats doing naagin dance there.
— Keh Ke Peheno (@coolfunnytshirt) May 5, 2017
3. Things got really ratty.
— Su-Nil-HMP (@_sapnu_puas) May 5, 2017
4. Apt representation?!
— Dk bhati (@Dkbhati1969) May 5, 2017
5. Hardcore evidence.
— Mudit Agarwal (@muditag85) May 5, 2017
6. And, they even involved Mickey ‘Mouse’ in it. #ChildhoodRuined
— Joker™ izz here (@shelarharsh9) May 5, 2017
7. This is by far the best version of ‘Gaadi tera bhai chalayega’ joke.
— Chinmay (@Chinmay_KB) May 5, 2017
8. Some drinks and some old classics.
— 'बकैत' लिस्ट (@adiligentsloth) May 5, 2017
9. That dig!
— Aunty Bharwi ❎ (@auntybharvi) May 5, 2017
10. They love staying high, we guess!
I tell you rats in Bihar are such drunkards. Even if the police had sold all that liquor in black they couldn't have finished it. https://t.co/A4afR7hr1V
— Vidyut (@Vidyut) May 4, 2017
11. And, that bad pun there.
I don't think rats drank the confiscated liquor. They're better than that.
Wo daaru khareed ke peete honge. Unhe बिल bharna aata hai.
— Mallikarjuna Kalika (@FieryGrilled) May 5, 2017
12. Drama, much?
Meanwhile, Rats after drinking seized alcohol in Bihar. pic.twitter.com/vWDrDJK4vs
— Raghav (@1lyRaghav) May 5, 2017
Somewhere in Bihar someone is saying: Gaur se dekhiye in sharabi chuho ko. Yeh wahi vahshi darinde hain jinhone khatam kari hai 9 lakh litres sharab.
So are these drunken rats called Ratta-boozie? #JustAsking