12 Indian Best Selling Novels You Shouldn’t Read If You Want To Keep Your Sanity Intact

Are you in search for some best seller books but don’t know where to find them? Allow me to enlighten you. Some of the national best seller books come from a new age of Indian writers. Legends like Sir Chetan Bhagat, Sir Durjoy Datta et al have been painstakingly penning down the same ‘boy meets girl, they fuck, yay’ best sellers that changed lives, altered destinies, gave foot cramps, migraines, and pushed measly things like wit and intelligence out of the window. The sheer martyrdom of their wisdom is so profound that it will bring tears in even Rohan Shetty’s eyes.

They write for the masses, and masses make every book by them a best seller (self-proclaimed, you say? You absolutely right green in envy reader?). So if you have not read these 12 mind-numbing Indian “best sellers” already, let me help you with the directions.

1. Oh Shit, Not Again!

This book has everything from accidentally played porn to racy bed scenes to guilty suicides, basically a perfect recipe to create a vat of ‘shit’. Again.

 

2. She Broke Up, I Didn’t!….I Just Kissed Someone Else!

What’s in a name, Shakespeare said. We say ‘everything’. This book took it upon itself to elaborately explain the meaning of the title. If only I had some of Datta’s talent in my graduation days!

 

3. I Too Had a Love Story

Pink. Confetti. Ribbons. Some red. Chocolates. Heart signs. Huge mobile bills. Tears. A lot of snot. This book.

 

4. Half Girlfriend

Average boy meets pretty girl, tries to get in her pants, fails, becomes successful, gets back at with her.                                                             *desperately trying to keep a straight face*

 

5. A lot like love…a li’l like chocolate

Cute teenagers. Overseas love story. A lot like “scheduling masturbating sessions over skype”…a li’l like cheating.

xoxo

 

6. One Night @ The Call Center

Average boy meets a pretty girl, tries to get in her pants, fails, God calls, the guy gets back at with girl. *still keeping a straight face*

 

7. A Dilli-Mumbai Love Story

IIT. Expensive bike. A dash of cross religion love. Spiced up 26/11 incident. Idiocy. Voila!

 

8. Revolution 2020

Average boy meets a pretty girl, tries to get in her pants, fails, becomes successful, the guy gets back at with girl.                                            *forcefully suppressing a snigger*

 

9. One Life One Love

#LouKaMamla handled badly. And I can’t even.

 

10. Anything For You, Ma’am

Again, IIT, boy meets girl and getting ‘bustedddd’. How do they do it? *sniff sniff*

 

11. A Thing Beyond Forever

It takes you beyond – your normal sanity. Marvelous, isn’t it?

 

12. Of Course I Love You…! Till I Find Someone Better

Of course you think people are dumb, Mr. Datta and Ms. Ahuja.

The ball is in your court now, and all I can say is – choose yourself. But choose wisely.

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