15 Things I’d Like To Tell My Best Friend’s Husband

She’s the girl who’s stuck it out through school homework to your first promotion. She drank with you at 1am to help you forget about your ex, you’ve burnt eggs together during your first attempt at cooking, she’s surprised you on your every birthday even though you both knew it wasn’t a surprise anymore. She’s your person.

You understand everything she wants and thinks before she knows it herself. You’d do anything for her because she’s family to you and you know she’d do it too. So when this best friend finds a man who’s going to become a part of your little family, you’ve got some insight to pass on to him and it’s worth every penny.

1. She hates being told she’s wrong to her face, so don’t do that unless you want stuff thrown at you

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The golden rule to every marriage, ‘She’s always right’, and with my best friend, that’s actually true.

 

2. She sings at the top of her voice each time Abba comes on, even though she isn’t close to being qualified as a bathroom singer

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So you need to pretend like you enjoy her singing, even if it takes a whole packet of earplugs.

 

3. She trips on the same doorstop every morning, despite knowing its exact location, she never puts the lid on the toothpaste even though she curses ‘the person’ who does this every day

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So make peace with the fact that you’ll be putting the lid on the toothpaste every day and you’ll be the one running to get a bandage for her pinky toe.

 

4. She’ll go out of her way and find you a Piñata on your birthday but she’ll pretend like her own birthday is no big deal

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But it is, she’s secretly hoping for a surprise every single year, even if it’s just you with a chocolate chip cake.

 

5. When she’s on her period, she’s going to be mad at you, laugh at really random cat memes and then sit on the couch and binge watch TV till she feels better

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The best solution is to stock up the fridge with chocolates and a tub of vanilla ice cream, that should be enough to get her through the week.

 

6. She’s going to make you watch Dirty Dancing every Sunday, every Christmas and every single time she’s sick. Because that movie was the first Rom-Com we fell in love with

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So tell her that you’d never put Baby in a corner and that Dirty Dancing is now on your Top 5 Movie picks, even though she knows it’s not true 🙂

 

7. If you ask her to choose between left and right, she’d probably walk towards the path least taken

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Pick up your bags and walk with her because she isn’t going anywhere without you.

 

8. She’ll laugh like there’s no tomorrow and she’ll console you like no one can when the bad days come rolling by. She’ll be your rock, like she’s been for me

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And you have to be hers, even though she’s already got me.

 

9. She’s kept every one of my secrets and she’ll take yours to the grave too.

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So confide in her because she loves being trusted.

 

10. She’s the kind who’ll give you everything without keeping tabs because her heart is big enough to fit the whole universe.

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Love her everyday because that’s all she asks in return.

 

11. She dreams without letting reality get in the way but she’s scarily practical in the face of crisis.

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Learn to dream from an optimist like her, but learn to rationalize from a pragmatist like her.

 

12. But what I love most about her is that she makes you want to be a better person.

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Every single day.

 

13 She’s one hell of a person and on most days she has no idea how amazing she is, so I trust you to treat her like she’s the best thing to happen to you

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Because she sure is the best thing that’s happened to me.

 

14.  She loves you for everything you are and she’d fight for you every single day, so you need to fight for her too

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Because I know for a fact, If I were you, I’d fight to be deserving enough every single day.

 

15. Along with her, you adopted a free friend too, it’s me! Trust me when I say this, I’ll be your go-to-girl when you need me, because now, you’re family.

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Welcome to the craziness, my friend. 

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