21 Kinds Of Commenters We Come Across On Popular Facebook Posts

The internet is the one place where people can voice their opinions freely, and it’s a great thing that they do. If you’re a regular reader of Facebook posts and the comments that follow, you’d agree to have seen a pattern of the kind of people who comment on them. And, for those with a sense of humor, a lot of them are amusing characters.

Here are the kinds of Facebook commenters one is likely to come across:

1. The one who has an opinion on everything

No matter what the topic, this person has to make their presence felt by throwing more light on the said post.

 

2. The one who argues with the opinionated guy

Because every action has an equal and opposite reaction.

 

3. The silent one who only likes everyone’s comment

This person is silently liking the comments of the people who share their views on the said post. Clever. 😀

 

4. The one who always cracks a joke

The life of every post, this person comes, cracks jokes, makes people laugh, and leaves.

 

5. The guy who looks for the positive in every post

The bright light among a crowd of negative people. They always try to get the haters to take a break. The best ones, truly.

 

6. The guy who finds a negative even in a positive post

Because sometimes, there’s too much positivity in the air.

 

7. The guy who always opposes the views that the post gives

Because, why not?

 

8. The one who acts as a parent figure of all the commenters of the post

The “bacchon, shaant ho jao” kind of person. They’ll ask everyone to calm down because at the end of the day, it’s just a post.

 

9. The one who goes straight to ‘our culture and traditions’

They’ll jump directly to how the post is against our cultures and traditions, even though they’re probably half informed about it all.

 

10. The religious fanatic

This person is a few steps ahead of the culture and traditions guy. Anything and everything is anti- (insert religion) for them. Because there can never be a neutral stance, ever.

 

11. The swear word guy

Should you oppose this person’s views at all, they will hurl at you all kinds of gaalis there are in this world.

 

12. The one who writes an insanely long comment

The sheer length of this person’s comment could put coffee to sleep.

 

13. The one who always posts ‘free recharge!’ and ‘get free likes’

A kabab mein haddi, found in the middle of an interesting argument on the said post between two people. The bots.

 

14. The one who wants to flirt

This person is constantly scanning pretty looking people commenting on the post, and replies to their comments with things like “check inbox pls”. Beyond creepy? Hell yes.

 

15. The feminist

The one who gives a feminist twist to every post, sometimes unnecessarily.

 

16. The troll

This person is here just to lighten the mood and have fun, on the expense of other people. It’s fun to read, to be honest. 😀

 

17. The unnecessary tagger

Everyone knows someone like this. Enough said.

 

18. The one who markets himself

Mid conversation, you’ll find someone linking their Facebook pages. Another kabaab mein haddi.

 

19. The ‘Hi’ guy

The person who randomly drops a ‘hi’ on the post, directed at no one in particular.

 

20. The one who posts a meme instead of a comment reply

Keeping up with the latest fad, these people will not comment using words, but memes. They make for some funny stuff too!

 

21. The guy who always gets blocked

This person says things that prove offensive in every possible way. Thank God for the block button, eh? 😀