There are rarely girls who will fall head over heels in love with you just with a couple of texts. Well what we do know is there is a possibility of chicks thinking you’re worth their time if you turn on the charm via text. Is there really a way to charm people on text? Glad you asked
Because here is some serious knowledge to help you score a meeting with the girl of your dreams,
1. Use full stops like your life depends on it.
2. ‘Hy gal meet me 4 sm burgers in mcd, ma treat’ is getting you nowhere in life. NOWHERE AT ALL.
Use maa only to refer to your mother. Nothing and no one else.
3. Don’t use emojis like they are being distributed for free at your nukkadwala Chai dude.
4. Don’t always be the one to text first, you might come off as persistent.
5. Don’t use all forms of social media to message her, stick to one or else you’ll just be spamming her.
6. Don’t sext at all. You will lose whatever little interest you have managed to create.
7. Don’t text her all day, you need to look like you have a happening life, so even if you are free, occupy yourself.
8. Don’t be the guy who says ‘You were online 5 minutes ago but you didn’t reply’. Be cool bro, be cool.
9. Make sure you aren’t the dude who says ‘Nice Dp’ each time she changes her picture.
10. Send appropriate length texts. No one likes the guy who says ‘hmmm’ to a 5 line text or the guy who sends  one page messages for even a simple ‘How’s it going?’
11. If you’re sending ‘Good Morning’ with the picture of a cheesy flower every morning, she’s probably already bro zoned you.
12. If you’ve made a plan via text to meet up, but on the day she hasn’t really shown any interest, don’t be the dude who goes ‘So when are we meeting up?’ every 5 minutes like an alarm clock that can’t be snoozed.
13. Don’t ever, like never ever- ever ask her to click a picture and send it to you.
Let’s face it you’re a random guy to her, and in a world of photoshop and cyber crime, no girl would be comfortable doing that. Don’t send her a picture of your junk either, it’s plain distasteful.
14. Using K is not okay.
15. She isn’t your dear and definitely not your ‘deer’. Stay away from unnecessary baby, love, honey dear, darling.
It’s not going to work in your favour.
So texters, ready to change the way you type?
May the odds be ever in your favour.Â