Indian government’s love for Aadhaar Card is no secret now. After making it compulsory for availing a number of services like getting a PAN Card and filing Tax returns, the government is now planning to introduce an ‘Aadhaar-like’ identification scheme for cows.
Aadhaar-like system for cows to prevent smuggling, centre's panel tells top court https://t.co/mk42ZlcpX7 pic.twitter.com/iP4A8rgjax
— NDTV (@ndtv) April 24, 2017
And just like last time when Aadhaar was made mandatory for humans, Twitter made jokes on bringing the schemes for cattle. Take a look.
1. Sure you are
https://twitter.com/one_by_two/status/856723042403196928
2. Remember ‘Red’?
#cow #Aadhaar be like…#SuperHitHabit pic.twitter.com/iJTENT9AMz
— Holier than Cow (@_Gumnaam_) April 25, 2017
3. And you need a cow’s Aadhar card to get one for yourself 😉
Coming Soon in #India:
Every voter has to bring a cow with #Aadhaar card
Jiske pass cow nahi,
Uska koi vote nahi ..#CowLand #Zindabaad— Shuvankar Mukherjee (@shuvankr) March 28, 2017
4. Gotta save money yo!
So now Cows will have Aadhar card..what next? Soon their Jan Dhan Account will be opened
— Captain (@KaptaanSahib) April 25, 2017
5. Dropping the hottest beat in style
🐮🐄😂 pic.twitter.com/W9sbOIKMfR
— Dr Prerna Bakshi (@bprerna) April 24, 2017
6. No ‘black milk’ will be accepted
cow sells it milk benami. time to gv it PAN card & assign CAs to evaluate taxes
— 'Confused'خالد (@KhalidFaridi199) April 25, 2017
7. Why is no one talking about poor ants?
#Identity card for #cows? Not bad… What about other animals? What's their fault? And ants? Who will number them?
— Nilutpal Thakur (@nilutpalt) April 25, 2017
8. Nation will know
*Arnab Interviews Cow after Aadhar is issued*
A: Feeling empowered?
C: Moo
A: Feeling Proud?
C: Moo
A: Like Modi?
C: Moo
A: Same Pinch 😍— Nimmo Tai (@CrypticMiind) April 25, 2017
9. Can’t argue that
https://twitter.com/sagarcasm/status/856750614784557056
10. Joey, is that you?
Giving aadhar card to cow is just a moo point #Friends #moopoint #Aadhaar #cow
— bhagwan bhala kare. (@Madyjoshi) April 25, 2017
11. That’s right!
Cow pulling a cart, is called gau carting.
— this account is dead (@LEDtvn) April 24, 2017
12. ‘Wakhra’ swag
Tbh these days cows probably lead a more posh life than South Delhi & Bandra girls combined!
— Isolated Delhi Girl! (@ankitabardhan) April 24, 2017
13. Let’s hope so
Cows to get Aadhar cards. I hope they photograph better than we do.
— Madhavan Narayanan (@madversity) April 24, 2017
14. Can’t think of a better name myself
Aadhar for cows might be called Udder Cards #🐄 #Aadhaar #cow
— Surya Prasad (@suryakamal) April 25, 2017
15. Meanwhile, Indian cows be like
https://twitter.com/latassingh/status/817000617000321025
Hilarious!