14 Signs You Are NOT A Morning Person

12 PM is the new 9 AM

As kids, it wasn’t difficult to wake up at 6:30 in the morning to bathe and get ready for school. Obviously, that’s because our parents could easily hold us by the leg and drag us to the bathroom. However, as we grow older and become more familiar with ourselves, some of us realize that we are just not meant to wake up when everyone else around us does.

Following are the daily struggles of every non-morning person.

1. Happy, chirpy people singing in the morning piss you off

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How could ANYONE be so upbeat at 8 a.m.?!

 

2. Your phone definitely looks like the second one

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3. Waking up for jogs or gym at 6 a.m. sounds impossible to you

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LOL, never gonna happen.

 

4. You can stay up late in the night

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That’s when the fun starts, y’all!

 

5. It is a difficult task to wake you up

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Robbers and thieves love you.

 

6. On weekends, you wake up directly at noon

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Breakfast? What is that? I’ve heard of Brunch though.

 

7. You get annoyed when people strike conversations with you when you have just woken up

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8. Hence, a mug full of coffee in your hand is a sign for people to safely start talking to you

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You may now proceed.

 

9. Class photographs are the worst; you look hideous because they happen in the morning.

 

 

10. You are ALWAYS late for work.

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And you’re even more grumpy on your way.

 

11. You get more work done in the evening than daytime

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People often tease, “Maybe you’re born in the wrong country. You’re made for the USA”

 

12. You also feel that sunsets are so much prettier than sunrises

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Because that’s what you get to see most of the time.

 

13. But, you’re okay because you know that almost every genius was known to be a night-dweller

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It’s a fact.

 

14. Which is why you’re cool just the way you are

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Keep sleeping, mate!

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