10 Signs That Prove You Dislike Reading

Be glad there isn’t too much to read here.

1. You run away from people who have fat books in their hands

 

2. No one ever gifts you books, because they know it’s a waste of money

Seriously, anything else will do.

 

3. You always wonder how people can sit for hours reading a book

You sat reading for 4 days straight? Whaaaaaat?

 

4. When you’re assigned a fat book to read from college, you get mini panic attacks

Seriously? Why don’t you just kill me instead?

 

5. Libraries are hell to you

GET. ME. OUT.

 

6. You’ve given book reading a try, but you’ve failed miserably

 

7.  Because once you start reading, you get distracted easily

Okay, let’s start readi…hey is that a yo-yo?

 

8. Hence, comic books are as close to reading books as you can get

Fewer things to read and more pictures to look at. Win.

 

9. And that’s why you ALWAYS prefer movie versions of books

Life would be so much better if they made movies out of all the books. In 3D.

 

10. But anyway, you would much rather have visuals teach you, than a boring old book. Because you’re cool like that

Go on, play with that yo-yo already.

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