It’s that time of the year again! Yay! A new year is fast approaching and what better time than now to show our unconditional love and support for some of the most famous news-makers from India.
Here’s a list of 10 crazy New Year Gift ideas.
1. Rahul Gandhi
India didn’t know about “Escape Velocity” before Rahul gave his enlightening speech. So we can gift him a one way trip to Mars to measure the escape velocities of various planets. He’s our answer to George Clooney. Take that Hollywood.
2. Arvind Kejriwal
The leader of the fastest growing startup in the country, Arvind Kejriwal surely deserves a packet of tortilla chips. It will remind him that AAP is the new 3rd front now.
3. Arnab Goswami
The nation wants to know, “Arnab Goswami ko gusssa kyu ata hai?”. The recent “never ever ever…again” rant surely deserves a loud applause, but Arnab, take a chill pill, here are some Happy Pills for you.
4. Manmohan singh
We wish someone designed a machine that fits on Manmohan Singh’s head, capture his brain waves, translate them to text and finally text-to-speech so that we have a better understanding of what’s going on in his head.
5. Narendra Modi
Ab de bhi do yaar.
6. Uday chopra
Uday Chopra has claimed that he’s going to retire from acting after relaunching himself in Dhoom 3. So we think it’s about time for him to enter the Bigg Boss house. What say folks?
7. Raghu
To all the haters: Raghu is the Executive Producer of India’s longest running reality show. So does he earn our respect? Well, only if he can pull off a task from our favorite film Andaz Apna Apna: The Ghode ka Julab Task. Watch the video to refresh your memory.
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DP9a4ewl1II
8. Yash Raj Films
O’ Yashraj, why did you ban the Dhoom 3 spoof trailer? You definitely deserve a gift: ‘sense of humor’; only if money could buy it.
9. Yo Yo Honey Singh
Mr. Yo Yo Honey Singh recently claimed that our mentality is cheap, NOT his songs. Here’s a cheap China made plastic Yo-Yo for you, Honey. You asked for it.
10. Nirmal Baba
Nirmal Baba has a Third Eye. We are not arguing with that. And India is mostly a tropical country. We don’t want the third eye going naked under the summer sun. So here’s a ‘Third Eye Sunglass’ for ye. Take it, will you. No? Ok.
p.s. We wrote, “So here’s a ‘Third Eye Sunglass’ for ye”. That’s the side -effect of listening to Yo Yo.
What’s your gift idea for Indian celebrities? Share it with us.